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Priority Resettlement Zones

We have deforested this area, so let's repopulate it! For every resident settled in Amazonia, three fallow trees will be offered. Ladies, you will be the modern Amazons, coming from the bowels of the world to settle in this Sacred Land. The Amazonian climate is hot and humid all year round, providing an ideal temperature for anyone wishing to live in the gentle greenery with eccentric scents. A wild land of twenty colors and a thousand voices, Amazonia offers the opportunity to live in harmony and fusion with Mother Nature while being at the center of modern global resettlement.


Spaces are limited!

Previously, only the very wealthy could travel to the moon, but the good news now is that it is among the priority areas to be repopulated . Yes, you heard right, I am indeed selling you the Moon. I could even pluck it for you. Because this is an urgency. It’s an ultra-cyclical zone that resembles a snowball, or a dream, or a serpentine sled. The moon is paradise on Earth. Of course, sometimes the scenery changes; it is uncertain, unpredictable, moody. And then there’s Iceland...! The Polish proverb 'getting lost in a forest in Iceland' will no longer be relevant since we can finally replant it with trees from the Amazon, removed for the occasion when the area was cleared to accommodate the priority population.


Citizen, you must have political trust, sorry, conscience. And these zones need you, all of us. Everything remains to be done. The natural disaster has taught us not to scorn certain corners of the blue planet anymore.

People say I am the twin sister of the one you left. I resemble her a bit but I cultivate my difference in my own way. Here, everything grows; my soils are very fertile. To live in me is to be at the very depths of all human fantasy. For how many decades have people thought of me? Everyone wanted to tread on my carcass as if hopping. They all wanted to be part of it, the planet Mars! I was the unattainable, their Grail. Let me introduce myself, I am the planet Mars, unlike any other. I must be modest, even quite shy because often I blush. I am the future of planet Earth and humanity will find its salvation in m y warmed bosom. Now in 2037, citizens who are financially comfortable will be prioritized on my lands. For, even though as I said in the preamble, my lands are all very fertile, what grows best here is wheat and sorrel.

Kafka awaits you on the shores of the Sahara, and it is neither a dream nor a mirage. As soon as this name is mentioned, one is catapulted into a welcoming and thriving desert of fire, an immensity that knows how to shrink to better accommodate its people. The Sahara is no longer an arid place. Since global warming, it has actually become colder there because the melting ice found its landing point on the opposite side, thousands of kilometers away, right in the Sahara Desert. Moreover, the Sahara offers a place of well-being; scientific studies have proven the cause-and-effect relationship between the landscapes of the Sahara and cerebral calm.


Sarah, I loved you in the hell of birds and for me alone the sand can separate us. If it buries both my heart and your blood in the same tomb guarded by a Berber.


The Sahara is a place of inspiration and a priority resettlement zone that promises you a new life, as flamboyant as the arable sun

Siberia: do you know exactly where Siberia is? Well, let me tell you: it's the place where robots have fun! Cyber laughs... The hippest spot on the planet. Of all the planets... The place to be!!


You've been misled for too long with suggestions that it's freezing there because since the last climate disaster, the snow falls warm and its spectacle lasts two uninterrupted centuries in the amazed eyes of the new inhabitants, who feel like they are watching a black and white movie that God sketches from the heights of his ecstasy. A bit tilted but beautifully endless. Some have indeed lost their breath, but that's not a problem for surviving here: Siberians have a special effortless breathing; it's the climate that demands it, and 'it' is given to them from their first day here. Siberia, a priority zone of happiness, snowflakes, computers, and laughter. By choosing Siberia, you are on first-name terms with the future. And for those who love vast spaces, it's ideal; Siberia is a region in Asia, located in what was once Russia, spanning 13 million square kilometers and very rich in natural resources.


Don't hesitate any longer!! PS: right now, the Russian government is offering land.

Alaska is the 49th state of the United States, with Juneau as its capital and Anchorage as its largest city, home to about 40% of the state's population. With a total area of 1,717,854 km2, it is the largest and most northern state in the country, but one of the least populated, with only 731,545 inhabitants in 2019. But that was before. We are in 2037, and many things have changed.


Like Hawaii, Alaska is separated from the contiguous United States and is located northwest of Canada. But that, too, was before. Now, there are no longer United States per se, but only neighboring states to be repopulated.


Alaska is at the heart of all debates. It is one of the most sought-after Priority Zones, especially since the Alaskan dialect, a clever blend of English and Indo-Mongolian, was chosen as an international language. Apartments have very low rent, and Alaska now has some of the most prestigious universities in the world.


Alaska: the art of living on a grand scale.

Labs

This next-generation test will partially determine your Priority Resettlement Zone destination.

The shaman's test will further define your origin in its spiritual function.

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CHOOSE THE CORRECT ANSWER

To assess your level of knowledge of the French language and your overall general culture, please complete this test without the assistance of another person.

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The religion assigned to you based on the results of this test will be crucial for your future.

If necessary, you will need to undergo a conversion, fully supported by our services.

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Sing a lullaby from your childhood into the microphone. Wait for the result that will determine the origin of this lullaby.
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Reproduce the movement you see in each image while repeating the survival phrases written below. Be meticulous: their execution must be perfect. Otherwise, the 'survival' stage will not be validated for certain Priority Resettlement Zones.

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My battery is dead. Could you share your Wi-Fi with me?

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Do you know where I can find cell service and drinking water?

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I'm hypoglycemic: I need to eat but I'm allergic to gluten, soy, and lactose, and I can't tolerate non-plant based products from Europe or iodized foods. I need to eat something within the next 10 minutes.

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I came, I eyed, Wi-Fi I tied.

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I feel something. I am not an AI, I am a human, I have feelings.

Assess with us, step by step, your personal assets and those of your spouse.

Depending on whether you choose to follow your partner to a Priority Resettlement Zone or not, you may be required to surrender part or all of your possessions to the Native French State of Law. If necessary, an express divorce can be arranged by our agents.

THE DECREES

Apatria: Defenition

Global Migration Sorting Center

Last day of choice

Decree No. 3456 of April 16, 2036

Decree No. 3457 of May 1, 2036

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